So your daughter wants her vagina pierced?

What kind of person asks if their 15 yr. old daughter can come into a tattoo shop for a vaginal piercing! Very classy. Maybe I shouldn't judge.. Maybe there's a good reason behind it. Maybe her daughter begged her for assistance in increasing her sexual pleasure? Or she wanted something cool for the neighborhood boys to look at when they're going down on her in back alleys. Whatever the case may be, lady... You get the Eternal Image Parent of The Year Award... Congrats :)

Hunting in the shop...

Right now im crawling on the shop floor.. wearing my hat backwards.. and creeping ever so slowly across the lobby.I'm planning a sneak attack. I can hear this monster in the distance.. it's making more noise than anything of it's size ever should have been allowed to make in the first place. I'm going to kill it. I'm not sure how yet.. but it needs to be done. I have to do this.. not just for myself.. but for the good of the people. I hate this beast, although it makes for a worthy adversary today. Quick little thing. I am armed with a fly swatter... and I plan on swatting this fly until it takes it's last breath... and all of it's insides.. become it's outsides.. I hate flies.. They're useless creatures. Never trust some thing that vomits on it's food before eating it. Two girls one cup should have been two flies one dog shit. Disgusting. I shall kill this fly.. and then dance a little jig until I see another one to go to war with. Wish me luck.

So your pee smells like ham?

Yesterday someone was in the shop talking about how their pee smells like ham. Now at first I wasn't sure I was hearing what she was saying correctly. But after more conversation, she confirmed that her pee did indeed smell like a country ham. At this time I am uncertain if this country ham had a glaze or not but I'm working on finding out. This country ham smelling urine issue got me thinking of all sorts of new inventions. I really think I have a money maker this time...

Is this where I can buy women?

So today a very sad looking man walked into the Tattoo shop.. he smelled of walrus tusk and vinegar, his head was misshapen and hair all adrift. In a raspy out of breath voice he asks "is this where I can buy women". We do get all kinds of people coming into the shop, but this was a first. Apparently he was looking for a massage with a "happy" ending. How on earth does someone mistake a Tattoo shop for a prostitution ring? Or an Asian massage parlor? Do any of us look like we're interested in rubbing a hairy back? I think not sir.. there are plenty of other shops in the area who would be more than happy to give you a massage and happy ending.. we're just not one of them :)

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